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לדף הביתכתובת ודואר אלקטרונימידע נוסף אודותינו
בשלב זה הדברים היחידים שיש לנו במלאי זה מצעים וחומר למזרון מים.
לגבי המשך יבוא מוצרים מיטות מים יקח זמן עד שנחליט אם להביא משלוח נוסף
Chad went to a bar and ordered a drink. A few minutes, a beautiful blonde sat down
next to him and started coming on to him. Soon she invited him back to her place.
Overcome with excitement, Chad agreed.

When they got to the bedroom, Chad exclaimed "Wow! A waterbed. I've never had
sex on a waterbed before."

Soon they were both naked and going at it. The blonde stopped him and said,
"Before we go any further, don't you think you should put on some protection?"

"Good idea," he responded and got up. Chad walked out of the room, and when he
came back, he was wearing a life preserver.
You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then realize that you don't have a waterbed.
A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep
Yo mama is so fat, when she wanted a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
I bought a waterbed to enhance our lovemaking. I came home from work
early to surprise my wife and I catch her in the waterbed with a naked
man. I declared who the hell is he!! My wife said, Oh thats the lifeguard.
Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed????
A: A cherry float.
The Nixon Clinton Connection!
Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Waterbed
Fun Things To Do In A Mall:
Hang out in the waterbed section of the furniture department wearing a Navy uniform. Occasionally run around in circles yelling, "scratch one flattop!"
"My wife and I just bought a waterbed."
"We have one too!"
"I know. I heard your wife calls it the Dead Sea."